Amsterdam erotic massages in the Jordaan: canal houses, market days and an afternoon indoors
The Jordaan is the part of Amsterdam visitors picture before they arrive: narrow canals, gabled houses, small bridges and cafés on the corners. This page is about Amsterdam erotic massages in the Jordaan, a neighbourhood where most of the beds are in old houses rather than big hotels.
Where people stay
There are few large hotels in the Jordaan. Visitors stay in small hotels of a dozen rooms, in canal-house apartments let by the night or the week, and in rooms above shops. Each of these brings the same small set of questions: a street door with several bells, a staircase where you might expect a lift, and neighbours a wall away.
Market days
On Saturdays the Noordermarkt and the Lindengracht fill with stalls, and on Monday mornings another market gathers around the church on the Noordermarkt. The streets are busy, the cafés are full, and a visitor arriving at a front door with a small bag is one more person among hundreds. If your stay includes a Saturday, the morning at the market and the afternoon in the room is a fine way to divide the day.
Amsterdam erotic massages in the Jordaan: the house itself
Canal houses were built narrow and tall, so the bedroom is often two or three floors up, reached by a staircase steep enough to need a hand on the rope. Tell her the floor and whether you will come down to open the street door. Rooms at the top of these houses can be cold in winter and warm in summer; adjust the heating or open a window well before she arrives, not while she is setting up.
Thin walls and quiet afternoons
Old houses carry sound. In the afternoon, a neighbour working from home is closer than you think. Nothing about a session is loud, but low music helps, and a window closed onto the street keeps the sounds of the canal out and the sounds of the room in. The holiday apartment page covers rentals in more detail.
The small streets towards the centre
The little shopping streets that cross the canals between the Jordaan and the centre are where many Jordaan mornings end, in a café or a shop that sells one kind of thing. They are a few steps from almost any address in the neighbourhood, which makes them a good place to be when you send the message: by the time you have walked back, showered and set the room, she is not far from the door.
Getting to the door
The Jordaan is central, so the usual forty to sixty minutes apply from the moment the booking is agreed. What slows the last stretch is finding the right door among near-identical ones on a narrow street. Send the house number, the label on the bell and, if you can, a photograph of the door. The arrival window entry explains how the time is counted.